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Yo Mamma’s so ugly when she passes by, the toilet flushes. ...

yo mamma so fat she makes free willy look like a tic tac. ...

Ur Momma So Fat wen she stands on weighing scales it Reads to be continued. ...

Yo mama is so ugly, her incubator was tinted. Yo mama is so ugly, puts face in cookie dough to make gorilla cookies. yo mama is so fat, she mainlines porkchops. Yo mama is so fat, she sweats BBQ sauce. Yo mama is so fat, she don’t wear Daisey Dukes, she wears Boss Hoggs. Yo mama is so fat, looks ...

Very Fat Mamma!! Yo mamma’s so fat, she’s the tallest person in the world.. when she’s laying down. ...

Whale Watching Yo mamma is so big. The people that live near you put up signs “Free Whale Watching!” ...

yo mama house yo mama’s house is so small that when i threw a rock i hit everyone inside. ...

One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my mom I was pregnant. It was really funny to see her reaction, but I got in major trouble when I told her I was joking. Some people just don’t appreciate a good joke…more Free jokes ...

Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool’s Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway, at the party there were two bathrooms. I went to the busiest one and did my usual medicine cabinet snooping and found some Icee Hot behind the mirror. So, on my way out I smeared the toilet seat with a thin ...

Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick on my father. She was always an earlyriser (as in 5:00 a.m.). My father had to get up at7:00 for work. She went around the house and set allthe clocks to 9:25 or so, then ran frantically intohis room, and woke ...