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A blonde and a brunette both jumped off a cliff at the same time. Which made it to the ground first? The brunette because the blonde had to stop and ask for directions. ...

A middle aged woman went shopping one day for a birthday present for her husband. Since their sex life had been less than satisfactory for several years, see wanted to get something to spice it up. She went through store after store in the mall, but could find nothing she wanted. She sat down on a ...

There was a rich guy and a poor guy, the poor guy asks the rich guy “so what did you get your wife for her birthday?” the rich guy replies “a ferrari and a mercedes, so when she wants to feel rich she can drive the ferrari and when she wants to feel important she ...

3 girls wanted a 1 guy each for their b-day so the mom got them wut they wanted she went to the first room heared giggling, knocked on the door ” why are u giggling?” the gurl replied ” cause it tickles” went to the 2 room heared crying,knocked, asked ” why are u crying?” the gurl replied ...

Brunette: Today is my niece’s birthday. Do you wanna come to her party? Blonde: What day is today? Brunette: January 11. Blonde: Oh I’m sorry for your niece. Brunette: What, why? Blonde: Since her birthday is in January, she has to wait a whole year til her next birthday. ...

A fellow was talking to his buddy, and he said, “I don’t know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I’m stumped.” His buddy said, “I have an idea. Why don’t you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 ...

Brunette: When’s your birthday? Blonde: June 23rd. What about you? Brunette: December 25. Blonde: Oh my god your so lucky your birthday is on Easter! ...

Q: What do birthday candles and the Buffalo Bills have in common? A: They get blown out on the same day every year. ...

Q: Why did the wife not put birthday candles on her husband’s birthday cake? A: It was not that she did not want to make him feel old, she wanted to save the environment. ...

Q: What do you give nin-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday? A: I don’t know, but you’d better hope he likes it! ...