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‘Twas the Month after Chanukah Twas the month after Chanukah, and all through the house Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse. The cookies I’d nibble, the latkas I’d taste At Chanukah parties had gone to my waist. When I got on the scales there arose such a number! When I walked to the store (less a walk than a ...

‘Twas the night after Christmas and all through the trailer, the beer had gone flat and the pizza was staler. The tube socks hung empty, no candies or toys and I was camped out on my old Lay-Z-Boy. Christmas Present The kids they weren’t talking to me or my wife, the worst Christmas they said they had ...

8. Kid’s letter to north pole comes back stamped, “Dream on, Chester!” Snowman 7. Kid asks for new bike, gets pack of smokes 6. Along with presents, Santa leaves hefty bill for shipping and handling. 5. By the time he gets to your house, all he has left is foam packing. 4. Christmas day, your kid wakes up with ...

The first day after Christmas My true love and I had a fight And so I chopped the pear tree down And burnt it, just for spite Then with a single cartridge I shot that blasted partridge My true love, my true love, my true love gave to me. The second day after Christmas I pulled on the old rubber gloves And very gently ...

What do elves learn in school? [The Elf-abet!] What was so good about the neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas? [It was already wound up.] Did you hear that one of Santa’s reindeer now works for Proctor and Gambel? [Its true, Comet cleans sinks!] How many reindeer does Santa Have??? [10 (named below) Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen Rudoph ...

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve! ...

What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy ? She gave him the cold shoulder ! What do snowmen wear on their heads ? Ice caps ! What do snowmen eat for lunch ? Icebergers ! Where do snowmen go to dance ? Snowballs ! How do snowmen travel around ? By iceicle ! What sort of ball doesn’t bounce ? A snowball ! How ...

Christmas Jokes Frosty Jokes Santa Jokes Christmas Jokes II Elf Jokes Reindeer Jokes I think Rudolph’s nose is red from laughing so hard!The elves made up a whole bunch of funny jokes about the reindeer. Here’s the ones the reindeer liked the best! (You should see the jokes the reindeer made up about the elves!) Hey, ...

Father Christmas: Excuse me, but did I step on your toes on my way out to get an ice-cream? Lady: You certainly did! Father Christmas: Oh good! That means I’m back in the right row! On which side of the house did Jack’s beanstalk grow ? The outside ! What did Cinderella say when the Chemist lost her photographs ? Someday ...

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective ? Santa Clues ! Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition. Now thats what you call pot luck ! What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday ? Freeze a jolly good fellow ! What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ? Santapplause ! Twinkle ...