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As you are aware, ships have long been characterized as being female (e.g., “Steady as she goes” or “She’s listing to starboard, Captain!”) Recently, a group of computer scientists (all males) announced that computers should also be referred to as being female. Their reasons for drawing this conclusion follow: Five reasons to believe computers are female: 1. No one ...

The gigantic computer took up a whole wall, dwarfing the two mathematicians standing before it. After much flashing and humming a sliver of paper emerged from the vitals of the machine. One mathematician, after studying it gravely, turned to the other and said with awe, “Do you realise that it would take four hundred ordinary mathematicians a ...

Microsoft (Nasdaq: MSFT) announced that it is selling advertising space in the error messages that appear in Windows. Acknowledging for the first time that the average user of their operating system encounters error messages at least several times a day, Microsoft is trying to take financial advantage of the unavoidable opportunity to make an ad impression. “We ...

One day Bill Gates died and went to heaven. When he got there he met God. God said “Where do you want to go Heaven or Hell?” Bill Gates said, “Can I have a look at them first?” So God showed him Heaven and there were all people in white drinking wine a playing harps and all the walls ...

When Bill Gates died, he went up to Heaven, where Saint Peter showed him to his house, a beautiful 20 room house, with grounds and a tennis court. Bill Gates was pleased, and spent many months enjoying the amenities of Heaven. One day, he was enjoying one of Heaven’s many fine parks, when he ran into a ...

There are three engineers in a car: an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong. The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where ...

My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it notes. I noticed their Disney password was “MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto,” and asked why it was so long. “Because,” my son explained, “they say it has to have at least four characters.” ...

In the aftermath of the AOL/Time-Warner merger, it has been leaked that Yahoo! is taking over the following companies: Disney Data General United Health Care. The names of the new mega company will be: Hoo-Dis, Hoo-Dat, and Hoo-Cares. ...

Telltale signs of a downturn in the Stockmarket… => NASDAQ seen in waterfront dive getting gooned on port shooters. => You’ve just called your investment house and the first thing they tell you is the soup of the day. => U.S. dollar and foil covered chocolate pirate doubloons currently on par. => Dow Jones now stripping in gay bar ...

You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed. You name your children eudora, aol and dotcom. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one. You spend half of the ...