What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?
Q. What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? A. A receding hareline. ...
Archive for the ‘Easter Jokes’ Category
Why can’t a rabbit’s nose be twelve inches long?
Q. Why can’t a rabbit’s nose be twelve inches long? A. Because then it would be a foot. ...
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
Q. What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? A. They lived hoppily ever after! ...
What’s the best way to catch a unique rabbit?
Q. What’s the best way to catch a unique rabbit? A. Unique up on him. Q. How do you catch a tame rabbit? A. Tame way, unique up on it. ...
What do you call a dumb bunny?
Q. What do you call a dumb bunny? A. A hare brain. ...
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Q. How does the Easter bunny stay in shape? A. Lots of eggs-ercise! ...
How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
Q. How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? A. With a hare dryer! ...
Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
Q. Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? A. He was having a bad hare day! ...
Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a good joke?
Q. Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a good joke? A. It might crack up! ...
What did one colored egg say to the other?
Q. What did one colored egg say to the other? A. Heard any good yolks lately? ...