Boo who?
Knock Knock. Who’s there? Boo! Boo who? Don’t cry it’s just a joke!!! ...
Archive for the ‘Halloween Jokes’ Category
What do you get when you cross a monster and a pig?
Q: What do you get when you cross a monster and a pig? A: Frankenswine! ...
medical residents
Two medical residents were invited to a costume party after their shift ended. They stopped at the Army/Navy store to see if they could find costumes but but only had enough money to buy one pair of fatigues. One wore the top half and one one wore the bottom half. Q: What did were they? … … … A: An upper ...
What do skeletons say before they eat?
Q: What do skeletons say before they eat? A: Bone Appetit. ...
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a ghost?
Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a ghost? A: A poultry-geist! ...
Dracula’s Nachos
Q: What does Dracula eat on his nachos? A: Halloween’o peppers of course ...
Knock-Knock
Knock Knock. Whos there? Boo. Boo who? Dont cry I’m just a trick or treater! ...
Rocky the Trick or Treater
One Halloween a trick-or-treater came to my door dressed as ‘Rocky’ in boxing gloves and satin shorts. Soon after I gave him some goodies, he returned for more. “Aren’t you the same ‘Rocky’ who left my doorstep a few minutes ago?” I asked. “Yes,” he replied, “but now I’m the sequel. I’ll be back three more times ...
Ghost Car
Q: What kind of car does a ghost drive? A: A Boo-ick. ...
Why did the mummy go on vacation?
Q: Why did the mummy go on vacation? A: He needed to unwind! ...