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‘Twas the Month after Chanukah Twas the month after Chanukah, and all through the house Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse. The cookies I’d nibble, the latkas I’d taste At Chanukah parties had gone to my waist. When I got on the scales there arose such a number! When I walked to the store (less a walk than a ...

‘Twas the night after Christmas and all through the trailer, the beer had gone flat and the pizza was staler. The tube socks hung empty, no candies or toys and I was camped out on my old Lay-Z-Boy. Christmas Present The kids they weren’t talking to me or my wife, the worst Christmas they said they had ...

8. Kid’s letter to north pole comes back stamped, “Dream on, Chester!” Snowman 7. Kid asks for new bike, gets pack of smokes 6. Along with presents, Santa leaves hefty bill for shipping and handling. 5. By the time he gets to your house, all he has left is foam packing. 4. Christmas day, your kid wakes up with ...

The first day after Christmas My true love and I had a fight And so I chopped the pear tree down And burnt it, just for spite Then with a single cartridge I shot that blasted partridge My true love, my true love, my true love gave to me. The second day after Christmas I pulled on the old rubber gloves And very gently ...

Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead Prince, she happily sat upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat called Alan for companionship. One sunny afternoon, out of nowhere, appeared the Fairy Godmother. Cinderella said: ‘Fairy Godmother, what are you doing ...

A brunette is trying to get across a river and suddenly she spots a blonde on the other side. She yells over to the blonde “Hey, excuse me! How do I get over to the other side?” And after a quick survey of the river, the blonde calls back “You ARE on the other side!” ...