Knock-Knock
Knock Knock. Whos there? Boo. Boo who? Dont cry I’m just a trick or treater! ...
Archive for the ‘Knck Knock Jokes’ Category
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Knock Knock Who’s there? Aries! Aries who? Aries a reason why I talk this way! Knock Knock Who’s there? Arizona! Arizona who? Arizona room for one of us in this town! Knock Knock Who’s there? Anka! Anka who? Anka the ship! Knock Knock Who’s there? Ankansas! Ankansas who? Ankansas though any piece of wood! Knock Knock Who’s there? Amory! Amory who? Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year! ...
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Knock Knock Who’s there? Ankara! Ankara who? Ankara went off the cliff! Knock Knock Who’s there? Ann! Ann who? Anndromeda Strain! Knock Knock Who’s there? Armageddon! Armageddon who? Armageddon getting out of here! Knock Knock Who’s there? Armenia! Armenia who? Armenia every word I say! Knock Knock Who’s there? Asa! Asa who! Asa-int amongst men! ...
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Knock Knock Who’s there? Alda! Alda who? Alda time you knew who it was! Knock Knock Who’s there? Aldo! Aldo who? Aldo anywhere with you! Knock Knock Who’s there? Aida! Aida who? Aida lot of sweets and now I’ve got tummy ache! Knock Knock Who’s there? Al! Al who? Al give you a kiss if you open this door! Knock Knock Who’s there? Adelia! Adelia who? Adelia the cards and we’ll play snap! ...
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Knock Knock Who’s there? Aardvark! Aardvark who? Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles! Knock Knock Who’s there? Aaron! Aaron who! Aaron on the side of caution! Knock Knock Who’s there? Acid! Acid who? Acid down and be quiet! Knock Knock Who’s there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch! Knock Knock Who’s there? Adam! Adam who? Adam if I do and adam if I don’t! ...
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Knock Knock Who’s there? Aladdin! Aladdin who? Aladdin the street wants a word with you! Knock Knock Who’s there? Alba! Alba! Alba in the kitchen if you need me! Knock Knock Who’s there? Alexia! Alexia who? Alexia again to open this door! Knock Knock Who’s there? Alfalfa! Alfalfa who? Alfalfa you, if you give me a kiss! Knock Knock Who’s there? Alfie! Alfie who? Alfie terrible if you leave! ...
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Knock Knock Who’s there? Adolf! Adolf who? Adolf ball hit me in the mouth! Knock Knock Who’s there? Aesop! Aesop who? Aesop I saw a puddy cat! Knock Knock Who’s there? Abe! Abe who? Abe C D E F G H…! Knock Knock Who’s there? Abyssinia! Abyssinia who? Abyssinia behind bars one of these days! Knock Knock Who’s there? Alberta! Alberta who! Alberta’ll be over in a minute! ...
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Knock Knock Who’s there? Agatha! Agatha who? Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin? Knock Knock Who’s there? Agnes! Agnes who? Agnes & Topeka & the Santa Fe! Knock Knock Who’s there? Alfred! Alfred who! Alfred the needle if you sew! Knock Knock Who’s there? Ali! Ali who? Ali, Ali oxen free! Knock Knock Who’s there? Alice! Alice who? I’m Alice chasing rainbows….! ...
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Knock Knock Who’s there? Albee! Albee! Albee a monkey’s uncle! Knock Knock Who’s there? Albert! Albert who! Albert you don’t know who this is! Knock Knock Who’s there? Alison! Alison who? Alison it’s dark outside! Knock Knock Who’s there? Alli! Alli who? Alligator, that’s who! Knock Knock Who’s there? Allied! Allied who? Allied, so sue me! ...
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Knock Knock Who’s there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who’s there? Axel! Axel who? Axeldental Tourist! Knock Knock Who’s there? Atch! Atch who? I’m sorry I didn’t know you had a cold! Knock Knock Who’s there? Athena! Athena who? Athena flying saucer! Knock Knock Who’s there? Argo! Argo who? Argo down the shops! ...