My wife’s an angel
First guy says, ‘My wife’s an angel!’ Second guy remarks, ‘You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.’ ...
Archive for the ‘Marriage Jokes’ Category
Just think
Just think, if it weren’t for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. ...
it was too late
Then there was a woman who said, ‘I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late. ...
That happens in every country
A young son asked, ‘Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her?’ Dad replied, ‘That happens in every country, son.’ ...
A little boy asked his father
A little boy asked his father, ‘Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?’ Father replied, ‘I don’t know son, I’m still paying.’ ...
When a woman steals your husband
When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him. ...
lady inserted an ad in the classifieds
A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: ‘Husband Wanted’. Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ‘You can have mine.’ ...
At a cocktail party
At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, ‘Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?’ ‘Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.’ ...
A Woman’s Prayer
‘A Woman’s Prayer: Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man , to Love and to forgive him , and for patience, For his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I’ll just beat him to death’ ...