Sardar: Will you marry , after I die.
Sardar: Will your marry , after I die. Wife : No I will live with my sister. Wife : Will U marry , after I die. Sardar: No I will also live with your sister. ...
Archive for the ‘Sardar Jokes’ Category
Why did u shoot ur wife ?
Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shooting her lover? Sardar:Your honour, it’s easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week. ...
I wanna die like my grandpa
Sardar’s wish : when i die, I wanna die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving.. ...
This horrible thing is what you call modern art
Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ? Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror! ...
How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
How do you recognize a Sardar in School? He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board. ...
Why are all these people running?
Sardar- why are all these people running? Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running? ...
A Teacher lecturing on population
A Teacher lecturing on population – In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!. ...
Open lunch box in the middle of the road
Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road….why ? Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office ...
Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke
Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old. ...
A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar
A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar : Is that a sun or moon? Other Sardar replies : Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city.. ...