The Toilet
Yo Mamma’s so ugly when she passes by, the toilet flushes. ...
Archive for the ‘Yo Mama Jokes’ Category
tic tacs
yo mamma so fat she makes free willy look like a tic tac. ...
To Be Continued
Ur Momma So Fat wen she stands on weighing scales it Reads to be continued. ...
Yo Mama is so ugly..
Yo mama is so ugly, her incubator was tinted. Yo mama is so ugly, puts face in cookie dough to make gorilla cookies. yo mama is so fat, she mainlines porkchops. Yo mama is so fat, she sweats BBQ sauce. Yo mama is so fat, she don’t wear Daisey Dukes, she wears Boss Hoggs. Yo mama is so fat, looks ...
Very Fat Mamma!!
Very Fat Mamma!! Yo mamma’s so fat, she’s the tallest person in the world.. when she’s laying down. ...
Whale Watching
Whale Watching Yo mamma is so big. The people that live near you put up signs “Free Whale Watching!” ...
yo mama house
yo mama house yo mama’s house is so small that when i threw a rock i hit everyone inside. ...
My wife refuses
My wife refuses to use Inter Flora for people’s birthdays. She says she doesn’t think people would like margarine as a present. ...
Yo Mama is so ugly..
Yo mama is so ugly, her incubator was tinted. Yo mama is so ugly, puts face in cookie dough to make gorilla cookies. yo mama is so fat, she mainlines porkchops. Yo mama is so fat, she sweats BBQ sauce. Yo mama is so fat, she don’t wear Daisey Dukes, she wears Boss Hoggs. Yo mama is so fat, looks ...
stuck!
yo mamma’s so fat that when she jumped up in the air she got stuck! ...