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Yes, parenthood changes everything. But parenthood also changes with each baby. Here, some of the ways having a second and third child differs from having your first: Your Clothes - 1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy. 2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible. 3rd baby: ...

Q: What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer? A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge. ...

I” M” A PoLice Officer.. & U r Under arrest Because U r So Cute and Being So Cute Is a Crime. Is Liye aap Ko DIL mein Umer Qaid Ki Saza Di Jaati hai.. ...

Choosing Career Is Like Choosing Wife From 10 Girl Friends. Even If U Pick Most Beautiful, Most Intelligent, Kindest Women, There”s Still Pain Of Loosing 9 ...

The length & breadth & height of you total up to quite a view, but to taste the true delight of you I’ll have to take a bite of you. ...

Usama asked Kajol,”how’s ur life?” She replied,”kabhi khushi kabhi ghum.” Then Kajol asked Usama,”what abt U?” He replied,”kabhi BUSH kabhi BOMB.” ...

Osama Bin Laden’s favourite song: “O Main Nikla Plane Leke Raste Mein New York Mein Ek Mod Aaya Main WTC Tod Aaya.” ...

How do you fit 30 Indians in Maruti 800? Throw a 100 rupee note inside ...

Yaad rakh ker meri dosti ko tumne, Meri zindagi per ehsan kar diya, Is mobile mein yeh last rupiya tha, Daikh wob bhi tere naam kar dia, ...

Despite the Old saying “Don’t Take Your Troubles & Worries To Bed” Most of the People still sleep with their wives!!! WHAT A CRAZY WORLD.. ...