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The Toilet

admin — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 12:41:19 +0000

Yo Mamma’s so ugly when she passes by, the toilet flushes.

tic tacs

admin — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 12:41:08 +0000

yo mamma so fat she makes free willy look like a tic tac.

To Be Continued

admin — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 12:41:00 +0000

Ur Momma So Fat wen she stands on weighing scales it Reads to be continued.

Yo Mama is so ugly..

admin — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 12:40:00 +0000

Yo mama is so ugly, her incubator was tinted.

Yo mama is so ugly, puts face in cookie dough to make gorilla cookies.

yo mama is so fat, she mainlines porkchops.

Yo mama is so fat, she sweats BBQ sauce.

Yo mama is so fat, she don’t wear Daisey Dukes, she wears Boss Hoggs.

Yo mama is so fat, looks like she has a pack of hot dogs on her neck.

Yo mama is so cross eyed, when she cries, tears go down her back.

Yo mama is so stupid, it took her an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes.

Yo mama is so ugly, she has to wear a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.

yo mama is so cross eyed, she looks out the front door and sees the back yard.

Yo mama is so old, she has a Jesus Starter jacket.

Very Fat Mamma!!

admin — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 12:39:45 +0000

Very Fat Mamma!!
Yo mamma’s so fat, she’s the tallest person in the world.. when she’s laying down.

Whale Watching

admin — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 12:39:31 +0000

Whale Watching
Yo mamma is so big. The people that live near you put up signs “Free Whale Watching!”

yo mama house

admin — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 12:39:17 +0000

yo mama house
yo mama’s house is so small that when i threw a rock i hit everyone inside.

Mom, I’m pregnant!

admin — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 12:31:37 +0000

One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my mom I was pregnant. It was really funny to see her reaction, but I got in major trouble when I told her I was joking. Some people just don’t appreciate a good joke…
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Toilet

admin — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 12:31:15 +0000

Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool’s Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway, at the party there were two bathrooms. I went to the busiest one and did my usual medicine cabinet snooping and found some Icee Hot behind the mirror. So, on my way out I smeared the toilet seat with a thin layer of gel.After I left, I got a beer but positioned myself so I could see if the next person out reacted. Yeah, baby!The heat hit this chick as she was just leaving. Her eyes popped open and she did a 180 degree turn right back into the bathroom.Good practical joke: priceless.
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Daylight savings time

admin — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 12:31:12 +0000

Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick on my father. She was always an earlyriser (as in 5:00 a.m.). My father had to get up at7:00 for work. She went around the house and set allthe clocks to 9:25 or so, then ran frantically intohis room, and woke him up yelling “John! John! Youoverslept!” He was just about out the door before shebroke down and let him in on the joke.
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