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| He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. |
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| Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way? |
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| I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with
me. |
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| I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment
when you came along. |
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| Actually, I never liked Dylan's kind of music before; I always thought he
sounded just like Yogi Bear. |
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| Here lies my wife: here let her lie ! |
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| Now she's at rest and so am I |
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| If people don't sit at Chaplin's feet, he goes out and stands where they are
sitting. |
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| He emits an air of overwhelming vanity combined with some unspecific
nastiness, like a black widow spider in heat. But nobody seems to notice. He
could be reciting 'Fox's Book of Martyrs' in Finnish and these people would
be rolling out of their seats. |
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| The biggest no-talent I ever worked with. |
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| The stupid person's idea of a clever person. |
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| It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse
than anyone else has dared to do it before."
If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not
for your parents. |
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| If you don't want to give people a bad name, you will have your children
illegitimately. |
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| Is your name Laryngitis? You're a pain in the neck. |
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| Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people's hair. |
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| I hear you pick your friends -- to pieces!! |
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| I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it. |
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| They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have
been better than none. |
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| You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that's all they're good for. |
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| People can't say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have
inferiority! |
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| You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals. |
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| I wish you were all here. I don't like to think there is more! |
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| If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would
be genocide! |
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| Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that's the best
friend you can get. |
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| I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against
thousands of others? |
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| Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old
before you learned how to wave goodbye. |
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| People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect,
but you are doing alright. |
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| Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live. |
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| The mind reader had a very busy day today reading minds. You were a vacation
for him. |
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| I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo. |
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| When you talk, other people get hoarse just listening. |
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| I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural
voice. |
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| I reprimanded my brother for mimicking you. I told him not to act like a
fool. |
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| I'm very careful of how I express my opinions of you because I want to put
as much vituperation in them as possible. |
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| I don't hold your behavior against you because I realize it was caused by
childhood trauma; your parents spanked you when you fell on your head and
broke the cement. |
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| Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I'll
arrange it with the undertaker. |
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| People say that you are outspoken, but not by anyone that I know of. |
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| Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick! |
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| We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move. |
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| When you get to the men`s room, you will see a sign that says, "Gentlemen." |
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| Pay no heed to it. Go right on in. |
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| The only things you ever make are mistakes and cigarette ashes. |
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| You always manage to keep your neck above water. We can tell by the color of
it. |
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| All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them a penny
and square the account? |
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| I heard you have hair on your chest, and that`s not your only resemblance to
Rin Tin Tin. |
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| No one should be punished for accident of birth, but you look too much like
a wreck not to be. |
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| There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it. |
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| Sit down and give your mind a rest. |
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| I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! |
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| I think you should live for the moment. But after that, I doubt I'll think
so. |
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| Man alive! But I wish you weren't. |
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| I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you
WERE dead. |
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| Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap. |
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| You spent so much time trying to get rid of that halitosis that you had only
to find out that you are not popular anyway. |
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| You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like
you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you.
We know that romance brings out the beast in you -- the jackass. |
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| I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it
yet. |
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| There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all
of them. |
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| All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed. Considering your
face, that's the only way they could. |
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| I hear that when your mother first saw you, she decided to leave you on the
front steps of a police station while she turned herself in. |
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| Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being. |
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| You have nothing to fear from my base instincts; its my finer ones that tell
me to kill you. |
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| It's your life -- but I wish you'd let us have it. |
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| Hey, act your age -- senile! |
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| I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel |
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| He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. |
|
| Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way? |
|
| I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with
me. |
|
| I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment
when you came along. |
|
| Actually, I never liked Dylan's kind of music before; I always thought he
sounded just like Yogi Bear. |
|
| Here lies my wife: here let her lie ! |
|
| Now she's at rest and so am I |
|
| If people don't sit at Chaplin's feet, he goes out and stands where they are
sitting. |
|
| He emits an air of overwhelming vanity combined with some unspecific
nastiness, like a black widow spider in heat. But nobody seems to notice. He
could be reciting 'Fox's Book of Martyrs' in Finnish and these people would
be rolling out of their seats. |
|
| The biggest no-talent I ever worked with. |
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| The stupid person's idea of a clever person. |
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