A Drunk Scottsman
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There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the bar. He decides to lay down a
park bench and sleep. Tomorrow he would walk home after he was sober. In the morning two little girls are
walking by to go to school when they see he is wearing his kilt. One of the little girls get curious and
decide to lift up his kilt. They see he's not wearing anything under his kilt so one of the little girls
takes a blue ribbon out of her hair and ties it around his thing in a nice little bow. They put his kilt
back down and go to school. A little while after the man wakes up and natures calling. He finds the
nearest bush, lifts up his kilt and looks down. He says in his scotish accent, "I don't know where ya been
but ya won first prize."Sent by Alvin
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