A group of Americans was touring Ireland...
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A group of Americans was touring
Ireland. One of the women in the group was a real curmudgeon, constantly complaining. The bus seats are
uncomfortable.The food is terrible. It's too hot. It's too cold. The accommodations are awful.The group
arrived at the site of the famous Blarney Stone. "Good luck will be followin' ya all your days if you kiss
the Blarney Stone,"the guide said. "Unfortunately, it's being cleaned today and so no one willbe able to
kiss it. Perhaps we can come back tomorrow.""We can't be here tomorrow," the nasty woman shouted. "We
have some other boring tour to go on. So I guess we can't kiss the stupid stone.""Well now," the guide
said, "it is said that if you kiss someone who has kissed the stone, you'll have the same good
fortune.""And I suppose you've kissed the stone," the woman scoffed."No, ma'am," the frustrated guide
said, "but I've sat on it."
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