A man lay sprawled across three entire seats...
" "Sam," the man moaned. "Where ya from, Sam?
" With pain in his voice Sam replied "the balcony." Sent by Zena
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A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the usher came by
and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The man
groaned but didn't budge. The usher became impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm
going to have to call the manager." Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher who turned
and marched briskly back up the aisle in search of his manager. In a few moments, both the usher and the
manager returned and stood over the man. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, but with no
success. Finally, they summoned the police. The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All
right buddy, what's your name?
" "Sam," the man moaned. "Where ya from, Sam?
" With pain in his voice Sam replied "the balcony." Sent by Zena
" "Sam," the man moaned. "Where ya from, Sam?
" With pain in his voice Sam replied "the balcony." Sent by Zena
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