A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines...
" The mother, who couldn't think of ananswer, told her son to ask the stewardess. So the boyasked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and bigcats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?
"The stewardess asked, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?
"The boy said that she had. She then said, "Tell your motherthat Southwest always pulls out on time."
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