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A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of theScottish Highlands looking for material for a documentary aboutthe way of life there.REPORTER: Hello there, excuse me, I'm from the BBC and I'm gathering material for a documentary about the way of life in the remote parts of the Scottish Highlands. You look like an interesting fellow, perhaps I could interview you?
SCOTSMAN: Certainly... REPORTER: Well, perhaps you could start by telling me your name?
SCOTSMAN: Well now there's a story. Y'know I deliver the mail round here, but do they call me Donald the Postman?
No they don't. You see those fine crofts up on the hill there, well, I built more than half of them myself, but do they call me Donald the Croftbuilder?
No, they don't. And did you pass the nets down in the harbour?
Well, I made several of them, but do they call me Donald the Netmaker?
No, they don't. But, I tell you, a moment's weakness with just ONE sheep ....

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