A test for being drunk
""Because I'm too drunk to do that!"
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police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes.He goes up to the guy's
window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."The man says, "Sorry officer I
can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that I'll have a really bad asthma attack.""Okay, fine. I need
you to come down to the station to give a blood sample." "I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If
I do that, I'll bleed to death.""Well, then we need a urine sample.""I'm sorry officer I can't do
that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that I'll get really low blood sugar.""Alright then I need you
to come out here and walk this white line.""I can't do that, officer.""Why not?
""Because I'm too drunk to do that!"
""Because I'm too drunk to do that!"
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