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Force One crashes
|Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret Service
mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When they got there, the wreckage was clear. The aircraft was
totally destroyed with only a burned hulk left smoldering in a tree line that bordered a farm. Secret
Service descended upon the smoking hulk but could find no remains of the crew or the President's staff. To
their amazement, a lone farmer was plowing a field not too far away as if nothing at all happened. They
hurried over to surround the man's tractor."Sir," the senior Secret Service agent asked, panting and out
of breath."Did you see this terrible accident happen?
""Yep. Sure did." The man muttered
unconcernedly."Do you realize that is the President of the United States airplane?
""Yep.""Were there
any survivors?
" the agent gasped."Nope. They's all kilt straight out." The farmer sighed cutting off his
tractor motor. "I done buried them all myself. Took most of the morning.""The President of the United
States is dead?
" The agent gulped in disbelief."Well," the farmer sighed, obviously wanting to get back
to his work. "He kept a-saying he wasn't ... but you know what a liar he is."
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