Beware of drunken bears
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|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most
likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.LOS ANGELES TIMES, October 8:People of northwestern Montana have
been advised to be on the lookout for drunken bears. Black bears and grizzlies have been congregating along
the tracks of the Burlington Northern railroad tracks, where a train carrying hundreds of tons of corn
derailed some time ago. The corn has fermented, and the aroma is attracting the bears. "The bears are
actually intoxicated up there," said wildlife biologist Loren Hicks. And a grizzly with a hangover can be
cross as a bear.
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