Blond Alligator Shoes
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Young blonde was on vacation in the depths of
Florida. She wanted to > > take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way.... but was > > very
reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking for > > the highly prized shoes. > > > >
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices" attitude of > > one of the shopkeepers, the
blonde shouted, "Well then, maybe I'll just > > go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of
shoes at a > > decent price!" > > > > The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, "Little lady, ya'll
just > go and give it a try, why don'cha!" > > The blonde turned on her heel and headed out toward the
swamps, determined to catch herself an alligator. Later in the day, as the shop- keeper is driving home, he
pulls over to the side of the levee where he spots that same young woman standing waist deep in the murky
swamp water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he spots a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With
lightning speed, she takes aim, kills the creature and, with a great deal of effort, hauls it onto the slimy
swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper stands on the bank and
watches this scenario in amazed silence. Just then, the blonde struggles and flips the gator on its back.
Then, rolling her eyes heaven ward and screaming in great frustration, she shouts out, "Damn, this one is
barefoot, too!"
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