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Brezhnev at his speech
|The following is supposedly a
true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or
funny.Brezhnev, a former ruler of Russia, was thought not to be too bright. He comes to address a big
Communist party meeting, and starts:"Dear Comrade Imperialists,"The whole hall perked up - "what did he
say?
?
" Brezhnev tried again..."Dear Comrade Imperialists,"Well, by now the hall was in pandemonium - was
he trying to call them Imperialists?
Then, an advisor walked over to the podium and pointed to the speech
for Brezhnev. "Oh..." he muttered, and started again:"Dear Comrades, Imperialists are everywhere."
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