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Catch a drunk driver
|Two rednecks, Bubba
and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.The passenger, Bubba, said "Lookey
thar up ahead, Earl, it's a police roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here
beers!!""Don't worry, Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers then
peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat.""What fer?
",
asked Bubba."Just let me do the talkin', OK?
," said Earl.Well, they finished their beers, threw the
empties out of sight & put label on each of their foreheads.When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff
said, "You boys been drinkin'?
""No, sir," said Earl while pointing at the labels. "We're on the
patch."
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