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Child sent to bed

|A small boy is sent to bed by his father...[Five minutes later] "Da-ad..." "What?
" "I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?
" "No. You had your chance. Lights out." [Five minutes later] "Da-aaaad..." "WHAT?
" "I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of water?
?
" "I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!" [Five minutes later] "Daaaa-aaaAAAAD..." "WHAT?
?
!!" "When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?
"

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