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Clinton and the Beer Cans
Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married
Bill told her, "There's one thing I want you to know. There's a box under my bed, and I don't want you
to look in it until I die." Hillary agreed to this but, over the years, the curiosity got the better of
her, and she finally looked in it. She found three beer cans and 1.5 million dollars in cash. When she asked
Bill what the beer cans were for, he replied, "Well, those are for all the times I've cheated on you."
Hillary said, "Well, that's not bad after all these years, and you being a politician, and traveling and
all." She was about to leave, but then she said, "Hey, Bill, what about the 1.5 million dollars?
" Bill
replied, "That's for all the times the box got full and I had to cash the cans in."
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