Computer Dictionary Part I
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BIT - A word used to describe computers, as in
"Our daughter's computer cost quite a bit."BOOT - What your friends give you because you spend too much
time bragging about your computer skill. BUG - What your eyes do after you stare at the tiny green computer
screen for more than 15 minutes. Also: What computer magazine companies do to you after they get you on
their mailing list.CHIPS - The fattening, non-nutritional food computer users eat to avoid having to leave
their keyboards for meals.COPY - What you have to do during school tests because you spend too much time
playing games on your computer and not enough time studying. CURSOR - What you turn into when you can't get
your computer to perform, as in "You %@& computer!"DISK - What goes out of your back after bending over a
computer keyboard for seven hours at a clip.DUMP - The place all your former hobbies wind up soon after you
install games on your computer.ERROR - What you made when you first walked into a computer showroom "just
to look." EXPANSION UNIT - The new room you have to build on to your home to house your computer and all
its peripherals.FILE - What a secretary can now do to her nails six and a half hours a day, now that the
computer does her day's work in 30 minutes.FLOPPY - The condition of a constant computer user's stomach
due to lack of exercise and a steady diet of junk food (see "CHIPS").HARDWARE - Tools, such as lawnmowers,
rakes and other heavy equipment you haven't laid a finger on since getting your computer.IBM - The kind of
missile your family members and friends would like to drop on your computer so you'll pay attention to them
again. MENU - What you'll never see again after buying a computer because you'll be too poor to eat in a
restaurant.PROGRAMS - Those things you used to look at on your television before you hooked your computer
up.RETURN - What lots of people do to their computers after they receive their first billing from their
internet service provider.TAB - What your friends pick up when they meet you for lunch because you spent all
your money on new software.TERMINAL - A place where you can find buses, trains and really good deals on hot
computers.WINDOW - What you heave the computer out of after you accidentally erase a program that took you
three days to set up.
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