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Daddy is going to war
|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon
resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli jet fighters.In the end, the Syrians lost over 80
planes and had a number of SAM batteries knocked out, while the Israelis lost no planes.Sometime later, the
Syrian Defense Minister was shopping for weapons in Moscow.His host, the Soviet Defense Minister, was
embarrassed about the scorecard from Lebanon.He told his Syrian guest, "Take anything you want - our best
tanks, rifles, or surface-to-air missiles.""No, no - you don't understand!" the Syrian replied. "Last
time you gave us surface-to-air missiles. This time we need surface-to-*jet* missiles!"
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