Defining teenagers
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|A Teenager is... A person
who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number. A weight watcher who goes on a diet by
giving up candy bars before breakfast. A youngster who receives his/her allowance on Monday, spends it on
Tuesday, and borrows from his/her best friend on Wednesday. Someone who can hear a song by Madonna played
three blocks away but not his mother calling from the next room. A whiz who can operate the latest computer
without a lesson but can't make a bed. A student who will spend 12 minutes studying for her history exam
and 12 hours for her driver's license. A youngster who is well informed about anything he doesn't have to
study. An enthusiast who has the energy to ride a bike for miles, but is usually too tired to dry the
dishes. A connoisseur of two kinds of fine music: Loud and Very Loud. A young woman who loves the cat and
tolerates her brother. A person who is always late for dinner but always on time for a rock concert. A
romantic who never falls in love more than once a week. A budding beauty who never smiles until her braces
come off. A boy who can sleep until noon on any Saturday when he suspects the lawn needs mowing. An original
thinker who is positive that her mother was never a teenager.
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