Delivering a baby
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|A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.It was so far out, there was no
electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5-year-old
child. The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see, while he helped the woman
deliver the baby.The child did so, the mother pushed and after a little while, the doctor lifted the newborn
baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath.The doctor then asked the
5-year-old what he thought of the baby."Hit him again," the 5-year-old said. "He shouldn't have crawled
up there in the first place!"
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