Demise of a partner
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|One day while walking down the street a highly
successful partner in a law firm was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven
where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself."Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter. "Before
you get settled in though, it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once had an
law firm partner make it this far and we're not really sure what to do with you.""No problem, just let me
in," said the woman."Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is let you have
a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever one you want to spend an eternity
in.""Actually, I think I've made up my mind...I prefer to stay in Heaven", replied the woman."Sorry, we
have rules..." And with that St. Peter put the law partner in an elevator and which slowly descended to the
depths of Hell.When the doors opened, much to her surprise, the woman found herself stepping out onto the
putting green of a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a country club and standing in front of her
were all her old friends -- including lawyers that she had worked with who had passed away -- and they were
all dressed in tuxedoes and evening gowns and cheering for her. They ran up and greeted her warmly, and they
talked about old times.After an excellent round of golf, and at night they went to the country club where
she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner. She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy
(kinda cute) and she had a great time telling jokes and dancing. She was having such a good time that before
she knew it, her day was over and it was time to leave. Everybody shook her hand and waved good-bye as she
got on the elevator back up to Heaven.The elevator slowly rose, and eventually opened back up at the Pearly
Gates, and she found St. Peter waiting for her. "Now it's time to spend a day in heaven," he said. So she
spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and singing. It was very soothing and
peaceful, and she had a great time. Before she knew it, her 24 hours were up.St. Peter came and got her and
said, "So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven. Now you must choose your
eternity."The woman paused for a second and then replied, "Well, I never thought I'd say this, I mean,
Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I had a better time in Hell."St. Peter escorted the woman
back to the elevator and again she descended to Hell. When the doors of the elevator opened she found
herself standing in a desolate wasteland covered in filth. Her friends were burning in towers of flame, as
demons prodded them with pitchforks. The Devil came up to her and welcomed her back."I don't understand,"
stammered the woman. "Yesterday I was here, and there was a golf course and a country club and we ate
lobster and we danced and had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland of filth, and all my old friends
are miserable."The Devil looked at her and smiled. "Yesterday we were recruiting you; today you're an
associate."
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