Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer
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Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide!Dihydrogen monoxide is
colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncountedthousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are
caused byaccidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxidedo not end there. Prolonged
exposure to its solid form causes severetissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive
sweatingand urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and bodyelectrolyte imbalance. For
those who have become dependent, DHMOwithdrawl means certain death.Dihydrogen monoxide:1. is also know as
hydric acid, and is the major component of acid rain2. contributes to the "greenhouse effect"3. may cause
severe burns4. contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape5. accelerates corrosion and rusting of
many metals6. may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes7. has been
found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patientsCONTAMINATION IS REACHING EPIDEMIC PROPORTIONS!Quantities
of dihydrogen monoxide have been found in almost every stream,lake and reservoir in America today. But the
pollution is global, and thecontaminant has even been found in Antarctic ice. DHMO has causedmillions of
dollars in property damage in the Midwest, and recentlyCalifornia.Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is
often used:- as an industrial solvent and coolant- in nuclear power plants- in the production of styrofoam-
as a fire retardant- in many forms of cruel animal research- in the distribution of pesticides; even after
washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical- as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other
food productsCompanies dump waste DHMO into rivers and the ocean, and nothing can bedone to stop them
because this practice is still legal. The impact onwildlife is extreme, and we cannot afford to ignore it
any longer!THE HORROR MUST BE STOPPED!The American government has refused to ban the production
anddistribution chemical due to its "importance to the economic health ofthis nation". In fact, the navy
and other military organizations areconducting experiments with DHMO, and designing multi-billion
dollardevices to control and utilize it during warfare situations. Hundreds ofmilitary research facilities
receive tons of it through a highlysophisticated underground distribution network. Many store
largequantities for later use.IT'S NOT TOO LATE!Act NOW to prevent further contamination!
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