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I am. The shape I've selected is a triangle.
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|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was
called "The Fission Chips."On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew
her stack.A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He keep favoring curry.A couple of
kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills.The four food groups: Fast,
Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate.A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled
hearing.Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you.Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now -
Pay waiter."I thought you were trying to get into shape?
I am. The shape I've selected is a triangle.
I am. The shape I've selected is a triangle.
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