Getting in an accident
"The rabbi replies, "Nah... I think I'll wait for the police."
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|A Rabbi and a Priest are driving one day and, by a
freak accident, have a head-on collision with tremendous force. Both cars are totally demolished, but
amazingly, neither of the clerics has a scratch on him.After they crawl out of their cars, the rabbi sees
the priest's collar and says, "So you're a priest. I'm a rabbi.Just look at our cars.There is nothing
left, yet we are here, unhurt.This must be a sign from God!"Pointing to the sky, he continues, "God must
have meant that we should meet and share our lives in peace and friendship for the rest of our days on
earth."The priest replies, "I agree with you completely.This must surely be a sign from God!"The rabbi is
looking at his car and exclaims, "And look at this!Here's another miracle!My car is completely demolished,
but this bottle of Mogen David wine did not break.Surely, God wants us to drink this wine and to celebrate
our good fortune."The priest nods in agreement.The rabbi hands the bottle to the priest, who drinks half
the bottle and hands the bottle back to the rabbi.The rabbi takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap
on, then hands it back to the priest.The priest, baffled, asks, "Aren't you having any, Rabbi?
"The rabbi replies, "Nah... I think I'll wait for the police."
"The rabbi replies, "Nah... I think I'll wait for the police."
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