Gonna Get Lucky
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A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The
pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants."Well," he
said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think
tonight's "the night"."We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a
feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better
give me the 12 pack."The young man makes his purchase and leaves. Later that evening, he sits down to
dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree.He begins
the prayer, but continues praying with his head down for several minutes after everyone starts eating.The
girl leans over and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person."He leans over to her
and says, "You never told me that your father was a pharmacist."
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