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Had any accidents?

|The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions."Ever have an accident?
""Nope, nary a one.""None?
You've never had any accidents.""Nope. Ain't never had one. Never.""Well, you said on this form you were bit by a snake once. Wouldn't you consider that an accident?
""Heck, no. That dang varmint bit me on purpose."

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