He's drunk at the bar
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|One night a police officer was staking out a
particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar,
trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. The man sat in the front seat
fumbling around with his keys for several minutes.Meanwhile, all the other patrons left the bar and drove
off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. As soon
as he pulled onto the street, the officer stopped him, read him his rights and administered the breathalyzer
test to determine his blood-alcohol content.The results showed a reading of 0.0.The puzzled officer demanded
to know how that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
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