How are you doing?
" asked the farmer. "NEVER FELT BETTER IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!" the tourist yelled back.
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|A lone tourist who is passing through the suburbs on the
way to town by car, unfortunately experiences mechanical problems with the automobile. The car stalls and
the tourist parks the car by the side of the road and waits for help. Not much later, a farmer happens to
pass by with a truck full of farm animals. The farmer offers the tourist a lift to town and proceeds to
explain that he is bringing his farm animals to the town market, where they will be auctioned off to the
highest bidders. Well, it so happens that on the way to the town, the farmer being so engrossed in his
story, unintentionally wanders into the other side of road where another vehicle is approaching in the other
direction. The farmer realizes his absent mindness and attempts to avoid the possible collision with the
other vehicle. He just misses the other car, but unfortunately crashes the truck into the side of the road.
The tourist winds up thrown into a ditch and suffers broken ribs and a broken arm and leg and is obviously
in extreme pain. The farm animals are all messed up very badly and the farmer, although remaining inside the
vehicle, still suffers cuts and scrapes. The farmer gets out of the truck and looks at his farm animals. The
chickens all have broken limbs and can barely move. "These chickens are all useless! Nobody will want to
buy these chickens anymore!" bellows the farmer. With that, he grabs and loads his shotgun and blows away
the chickens. Next, he sees the pigs and they are all lame and bleeding profusely. "These pigs are all
worthless now! I'll get nothing for them!" yells the farmer. With great rage, the farmer reloads his
shotgun and blows away the pigs. The farmer looks at the sheep and they all have broken limbs and their wool
is all bloodied. "Worthless sheep!" screams the farmer and with that, he reloads his shotgun and blows
away the sheep. Meanwhile, the injured tourist witnesses all of this carnage in great horror. The farmer
then moves over to the side of the ditch and looks at the tourist. "Are you okay down there?
" asked the farmer. "NEVER FELT BETTER IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!" the tourist yelled back.
" asked the farmer. "NEVER FELT BETTER IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!" the tourist yelled back.
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