How Shit Happens
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How Shit HappensIn the Beginning was The PlanAnd then came the AssumptionsAnd the Assumptions were
without formAnd the Plan was completely without substanceAnd the darkness was upon the face of the
WorkersAnd the Workers spoke amongst themselves, saying"It is a crock of shit, and it stinketh."And the
Workers went unto their Supervisors and sayeth,"It is a pail of dung and none may abide the odor
thereof."And the Supervisors went unto their Managers and sayeth unto them,"It is a container of excrement
and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it."And the Managers went unto their Directors and
sayeth,"It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength."And the Directors spoke among
themselves, saying one to another,"It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong."And
the Directors went unto the Vice Presidents and sayeth unto them,"It promotes growth and is very
powerful."And the Vice Presidents went unto the President and sayeth unto him,"This new Plan will actively
promote the growth and efficiency of this Company, and in these Areas in particular."And the President
looked upon The Plan,And saw that it was good, and The Plan became Policy.And this is how Shit Happens.
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