Humor about the Irish
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|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an
Irishman each order a Guiness in a pub. Upon being served, each finds a fly in their beer. Repulsed, the
Englishman sends his back. The Scotsman gently flicks the fly out of his mug and begins drinking. The
Irishman, carefully lifts the fly up by its wings and screams, "Spit it out! Spit it out!"An Irishman
walks into a bar and orders three glasses of Guiness, drinking them one at a time. Noticing this odd ritual,
the bartender explains that the beer goes flat when poured and informs the man his beer would be much
fresher if he ordered one glass at a time.The Irishman explains he began this custom with his two brothers,
who have moved to America and Australia, respectively. This is their way of remembering all the time they
spent drinking together.The man becomes a regular at the pub, well-known for always ordering three beers at
once. One day he walks in and orders only two beers. Assuming the worst, a hush falls among other
patrons.When the Irishman returns to the bar to order his second round, the bartender quietly offers his
condolences. The man looks confused for a moment, and then explains, "No, everyone's fine. I gave up beer
for lent."
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