I am looking for a job as a consultant...
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Job Applicant: "I'm looking for
a job as a consultant."Employer: "I'm sorry, we already have enough cosultants."Applicant: "That's
ok, with my experience, I can be an advisor."Employer: "More than we can use already."Applicant: As he
is getting desperate, "I'm not proud, I can dopaperwork, I'll be a clerk, If you have too many, I'll
start as a janitor."Employer: "It just doesn't seem that we have any openings for a person with your
qualifications."Applicant: As he stands up and angrily yells, "work for you I'd have to be a low life,
belly crawling, double dealing jerk!"Employer: "Well, you didn't say you were an attorney, have a seat,
we may have an opening."
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