If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
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If you messed up your life, you could
press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over!To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"! If you
needed a break from life, click on suspend.Hit "any key" to continue life when ready.To get even with the
neighbors, turn up the sound blaster.To add/remove someone in your life, click settings and control panel.To
improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.When
you loose your car keys, click on find."Help" with the chores is just a click away.Auto insurance
wouldn't be necessary. You would use your diskette to recover from a crash.And, we could click on "SEND
NOW" and a Pizza would be on it's way to you.
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