Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter
Where is the lion?
" asked the chief."Forget the damn lion!" he howled. "Which one of you idiots let the bull loose?
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A small village was troubled by a man-eating
lion. So its leaders senta message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast.For several
nights the hunter lay in wait for the lion, but it never appeared. Finally, he told the village chief to
kill a cow and give himits hide. Draping the skin over his shoulders, he went to the pasture towait for the
lion.In the middle of the night, the villagers woke to the sound of blood-curdling shrieks coming from the
pasture. As they carefully approached, they saw the hunter on the ground, groaning in pain. There was no
sign of the lion."What happened, Jonesie?
Where is the lion?
" asked the chief."Forget the damn lion!" he howled. "Which one of you idiots let the bull loose?
"
Where is the lion?
" asked the chief."Forget the damn lion!" he howled. "Which one of you idiots let the bull loose?
"
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