Modems beat women
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reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn't ask for a commitment if you use it. Getting a
modem to obey you is as simple as typing "AT".When you're done using your modem, you can roll over and go
to sleep without feeling guilty.A modem won't say a word if you come home late.A modem can't collect
alimony if you decide to dump it.A modem will always wait patiently by the phone.You can always get a few
bucks for an old modem when a faster model comes out.A modem doesn't mind if you call another modem.A virus
you catch from your modem doesn't require a trip to the doctor.You don't have to bring a modem home to
meet your parents. If an error occurs, Abort, Retry or Fail are the only options you have to worry
about.Modems come with an instruction manual. Modems have a volume control - you can even turn the sound
OFF.
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