New scientific element : MAN
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Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180
+/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and
sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging. Samples are unable to conduct
electricity as easily as young samples.Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get.
Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with Kd (Element: Child) for
prolonged period of time. Neutralize by dousing with alcohol.Usage: None known. Possibly good methane
source. Good samples are able to produce large quantities on command.Caution: In the absence of WO, this
element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.
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