New scientific element: WOMAN
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Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight:
(don't even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze any
time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used well.Chemical properties: Very active. Often
unstable. Possesses strong affinity for gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Violent when left
alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a better
specimen.Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most
powerful income reducing agent known.Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.
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