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New Year Nerd Resolutions
|NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS YOU WON'TBE ABLE TO KEEP
IF YOU'RE A NERD 16. I resolve... I resolve to... I resolve to, uh... I resolve to, uh, get my, er... I
resolve to, uh, get my, er, off-line work done, too!15. I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the
morning... 4:30 is much more practical. 14. When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL... LOL!" 13.
I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.
12. I will try to figure out why I *really* need 9 e-mail addresses. 11. I will stop sending e-mail to my
roommate. 10. I will not buy magazines with AOL disks bound in just to get another 1.44MB disk.9. I resolve
to work with neglected children... my own. 8. I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm I answer
e-mail. 7. When I subscribe to a newsgroup or mailing list, I will read all the mail I get from it.6. I
will stop using, "So, what's your URL?
" as a pickup line.5. No more downloads from alt.binaries.* 4. I
resolve to back up my new 400 GB hard drive daily... well, once a week... monthly, perhaps... 3. I will
spend less than five hour a day on the Internet. 2. I will limit my top ten lists to ten items.1. I will
read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.
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