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Newest son-in-law
|A very successful businessman had a
meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family," said the
man. "To show you how much we care for you, I'm making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to
do is go to the factory every day and learn the operations." The son-in-law interrupted, "I hate
factories. I can't stand the noise." "I see," replied the father-in-law. "Well, then you'll work in
the office and take charge of some of the operations." "I hate office work," said the son-on-law. "I
can't stand being stuck behind a desk all day." "Wait a minute," said the father-in-law. "I just make
you half-owner of a moneymaking organization, but you don't like factories and won't work in a office.
What am I going to do with you?
" "Easy," said the young man. "Buy me out."
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