One way ticket across the country
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|A groom's friends decided to throw his
bachelor party the day before the wedding, and as often happens on these occasions, by the end of the
evening, everyone was completely drunk, and none moreso than the guest of honor, who promptly passed out in
a corner of the room.When he woke up, he found himself sitting in an airline seat with no wallet or money or
anything on him except a one way ticket to San Francisco. He was worried sick until he finally arrived at
San Francisco from New Jersey, where he found a ticket at the courtesy counter back to New Jersey. It seems
that one of his prospective in-laws worked for an airline and had some comp airfare to use.The groom got
back to New Jersey barely four hours before the ceremony, and was barely able to stay awake long enough to
say "I do".
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